do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
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it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
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You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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