Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
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How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
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The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
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