and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
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There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
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I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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