just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
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Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
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If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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