Just fell off a train. Bad.
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
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I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
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We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
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