Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
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Did you just see the Batmobile???
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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