i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
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Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
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Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I believe in your delicious
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
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