just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
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Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
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You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
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