3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
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They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
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we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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