dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
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I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
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DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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