I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
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Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
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I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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