Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
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I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
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Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
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He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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