Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
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Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
How external is "for external use only"?
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
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Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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