Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
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Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
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Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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