There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
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I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
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If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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