wakey wakey hands off snakey
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
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Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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