Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
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Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
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I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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