You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
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This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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