He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
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well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
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I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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