just come out here and I will go home with you...
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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