For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
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I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
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