New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
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Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
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Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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