So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Small penises have feelings too.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
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I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
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She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Terrible idea I love it
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
A+ Viking dick
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