She went from zero to smokin in five shots
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
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she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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