we're blogging at a bar
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
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Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
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She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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