I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
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omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
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I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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