worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
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Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
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I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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