Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
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Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
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His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
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