if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
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it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
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That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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