wanna go halves on a baby?
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
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You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
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Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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