RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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