Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
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Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
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There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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