She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
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we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
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it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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