Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
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That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Can you bring me the toilet please
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
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I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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