Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
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guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
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I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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