I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
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he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
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Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
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I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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