i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
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just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
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"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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