You just made me feel so damn special
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
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I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
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I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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