In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
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I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
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You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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