I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
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I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
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She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
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