I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
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Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
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He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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