We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
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it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
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Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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