Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
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What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
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Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
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Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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