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I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
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she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
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She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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