I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
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Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
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I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
why is half of my head shaved?
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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