return my video game
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
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I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
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So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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