i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
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She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
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As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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