when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
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There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
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If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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