I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
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we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
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If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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