can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
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Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
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No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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